Wedding Cake
Wedding time of year has begun, and you all be familiar with how I feel concerning wedding cake. For the most part it’s flavorless yucky material that plunder what should or else be a festive day full of feel affection for and songbirds.
I have rules about wedding cake. They are very simple:
Wealthy people should spend all of their money on really expensive.
Everyone else ought to constrain down to his or her local Safeway, Tosco, Ralph’s, etc. and pick up a handful of persons contemptible, white birthday cakes they make for kids - the ones with the actually sweet icing. They are the best in terms of whole sugar crash, and they don’t fritter away their time with multiple layers of lackluster chocolate cream. Instead, you get an inch of thick icing, and some fun decorations-clowns, football fields, basketballs, Barbie’s, and so forth-to tell between your cakes from the typical ho-hum, figuring affair one by and large sees at weddings.